Disadvantaged and hapless Russian dealers, who until recently shone with respect and respect for society, roam the garbage dumps, pick up cigarette butts and tell each other in their usual pathos, using obligatory non-Russian terms, the merits of the under-smoked Belomor on the finished smoked Marlboro…
To the usual term trade-in they have added a new one – trade-in. It turns out that this is trading one cigarette butt for another – trading your cast-offs for others in the hope that someone has saved the cast-offs for you in better condition…
As they tell themselves and others about the catastrophe, the dealers continue the game of foreign respectability, so instead of a warehouse they have a stock, instead of an artel to search for discarded goods, they have teams of specialists and experts Instead of bringing in an ashtray, they rely on developing their own ransom to attract the necessary traffic. Isn’t the panic so obvious behind the veil of words?
Until recently, they were dealers selling new cars, and now they dream of someone else’s worn-out shoes at a reasonable price with no holes in the soles, obtained at the CarPrice auction, the only site for the entire industry.
If you overcome the irritation from the pun, still thanks to these unfortunates. They try to keep the resale of used cars in the usual framework of civilization, while still keeping the trappings of the old life, where all the problems were solved in one place – at the dealership.
Although they have already been able to disappoint the customer at the official dealer before the crisis broke, and the current hope for favorable attention from the public is not so much a matter as a torment. And this piece of modernity has its own new term: trade-in.
To the usual term trade-in they have added a new one – trade-in. It turns out that this is trading one cigarette butt for another – trading your cast-offs for others in the hope that someone has saved the cast-offs for you in better condition…
As they tell themselves and others about the catastrophe, the dealers continue the game of foreign respectability, so instead of a warehouse they have a stock, instead of an artel to search for discarded goods, they have teams of specialists and experts Instead of bringing in an ashtray, they rely on developing their own ransom to attract the necessary traffic. Isn’t the panic so obvious behind the veil of words?
Until recently, they were dealers selling new cars, and now they dream of someone else’s worn-out shoes at a reasonable price with no holes in the soles, obtained at the CarPrice auction, the only site for the entire industry.
If you overcome the irritation from the pun, still thanks to these unfortunates. They try to keep the resale of used cars in the usual framework of civilization, while still keeping the trappings of the old life, where all the problems were solved in one place – at the dealership.
Although they have already been able to disappoint the customer at the official dealer before the crisis broke, and the current hope for favorable attention from the public is not so much a matter as a torment. And this piece of modernity has its own new term: trade-in.
Source: Avto Vzglyad
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