New residential areas – beautiful, stylish and attractive in terms of mortgage interest – have their drawbacks. The key is parking spaces, which are sorely lacking. As a result, on a vast area there is simply nowhere to park the car after eight in the evening, and parking lots and garages cost an exorbitant amount of money. Often – proportional to the cost of housing itself. Muscovites, accustomed to parking in old neighborhoods, where there are often more than enough places, suddenly face a shortage of square meters, not housing, but asphalt. It turns out that you need to get up tighter, more accurately, closer to your neighbor, otherwise …
Otherwise, a storm of indignation will arise: for a crooked parking lot for several places, a blocked passage or someone else’s car, you can “collect” a whole bunch of different “penalties” without leaving your phone. For example, a huge sticker in half of the windshield, all four punctures – the coils will be on the hood, but you will have to work hard to collect them.
Those who are also particularly distinguished, who think that a Toyota car or a German sedan is sufficient argument for ignoring the general rules, are getting a gift from the dump: repairs on new LCDs are constantly going on, so finding a old toilet and stacking it on the offender’s car is no easy feat. Passers-by also place garbage bags there. Goodbye, paint!
The new hero of the Moscow elite LCDs is Kalman. Armed with the consequences of walking his pets, he goes through the houses on a dark night looking for offenders: “I put it on hold for a few minutes, nothing happens” and “yes, KamAZ comes through here.” And it, as a rule, causes great moral damage to the owners of premium vehicles. For someone, only the door handles are nonsense, and for someone – the whole body. Of course the cameras don’t work, they will be repaired again. A fragrant brown trace on an expensive lapel in the morning is priceless. The superhero we deserve…
And especially malicious offenders find traces of mounting foam around the doors and directly in the muffler, messages with a nail and spray paint directly on the body or a glass of fresh water on the windshield. Wasps and flies are not so bad. Have you ever seen a swarm of bees clinging to a car? When it comes to getting revenge on a neighbor, the variety and scope of the attacks is astonishing. Really, there is no limit to Russian ingenuity!
Wanted, shall we say, the Stone Age. With a decent handshake and an honest Europe, they would simply call the police, request video footage from the cameras and punish the brutal person with legal methods. No doubt it should be. If not one ‘but’: many residential complexes are located on the developer’s private property, where the municipality cannot install a camera system and the police cannot even call in just like that. As the tow truck gets through the barrier, it gets stuck in a narrow passage between parked cars. And the “green crocodiles” have no right to get there at all. That’s why stickers, flat tires, toilet bowls. And Kalman. And in support of them – the Deputy Prime Minister of the Government of the Russian Federation Khusnullin himself, who believes that it is harmful and unnecessary to provide each apartment in a new building with a parking space.
New residential areas – beautiful, stylish and attractive in terms of mortgage interest – have their drawbacks. The key is parking spaces, which are sorely lacking. As a result, on a vast area there is simply nowhere to park the car after eight in the evening, and parking lots and garages cost an exorbitant amount of money. Often – proportional to the cost of housing itself. Muscovites, accustomed to parking in old neighborhoods, where there are often more than enough places, suddenly face a shortage of square meters, not housing, but asphalt. It turns out that you need to get up tighter, more accurately, closer to your neighbor, otherwise …
Otherwise, a storm of indignation will arise: for a crooked parking lot for several places, a blocked passage or someone else’s car, you can “collect” a whole bunch of different “penalties” without leaving your phone. For example, a huge sticker in half of the windshield, all four punctures – the coils will be on the hood, but you will have to work hard to collect them.
Those who are also particularly distinguished, who think that a Toyota car or a German sedan is sufficient argument for ignoring the general rules, are getting a gift from the dump: repairs on new LCDs are constantly going on, so finding a old toilet and stacking it on the offender’s car is no easy feat. Passers-by also place garbage bags there. Goodbye, paint!
The new hero of the Moscow elite LCDs is Kalman. Armed with the consequences of walking his pets, he goes through the houses on a dark night looking for offenders: “I put it on hold for a few minutes, nothing happens” and “yes, KamAZ comes through here.” And it, as a rule, causes great moral damage to the owners of premium vehicles. For someone, only the door handles are nonsense, and for someone – the whole body. Of course the cameras don’t work, they will be repaired again. A fragrant brown trace on an expensive lapel in the morning is priceless. The superhero we deserve…
And especially malicious offenders find traces of mounting foam around the doors and directly in the muffler, messages with a nail and spray paint directly on the body or a glass of fresh water on the windshield. Wasps and flies are not so bad. Have you ever seen a swarm of bees clinging to a car? When it comes to getting revenge on a neighbor, the variety and scope of the attacks is astonishing. Really, there is no limit to Russian ingenuity!
Wanted, shall we say, the Stone Age. With a decent handshake and an honest Europe, they would simply call the police, request video footage from the cameras and punish the brutal person with legal methods. No doubt it should be. If not one ‘but’: many residential complexes are located on the developer’s private property, where the municipality cannot install a camera system and the police cannot even call in just like that. As the tow truck gets through the barrier, it gets stuck in a narrow passage between parked cars. And the “green crocodiles” have no right to get there at all. That’s why stickers, flat tires, toilet bowls. And Kalman. And in support of them – the Deputy Prime Minister of the Government of the Russian Federation Khusnullin himself, who believes that it is harmful and unnecessary to provide each apartment in a new building with a parking space.
Source: Avto Vzglyad
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