What products from the adult store will be useful to every car owner?
- September 6, 2022
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The need for invention is cunning – the credo of every Russian, and even in times of crisis, seasoned with shortages and a general rise in prices –
The need for invention is cunning – the credo of every Russian, and even in times of crisis, seasoned with shortages and a general rise in prices – and even more. Who would have thought that in such a turbulent time our car owners could come to the rescue…sex shops? And we thought. And we’ll tell you why…
Admit it: Even if you’ve never visited an adult store, you’re secretly dreaming about it. As, however, about the test drive of the accessories sold there. Well, if not, don’t rush to close this page in your browser. It turns out that goods from the shelves of intimate pavilions can help a lot in everyday driving life. Pleasant and useful in these salons – mother, don’t worry!
If stockings and a maid costume might spice up a driver’s girl’s communication with a traffic police inspector after a recorded offense, then it’s better for a guy in such an epic outfit not to hit the road, but the same brush that comes with the sexy outfit from the cleaner will come in handy. It is quite convenient for her to wipe dust in the cabin, as well as to clear blockages from small joints and in the gaps between the seats.
However, all types of lubricants will be much more effective. Auto chemistry is now expensive and it is almost impossible to find high quality “import”. This is where silicone grease comes in handy, perfect for processing rubber products and window and door seals. In the cold – that’s it. Other delicate lubricants and oils will come in handy to get rid of the squeak of the same doors, trunk lid, and even pads.
And perfumes with pheromones will be a great alternative to quickly dying car odors. In addition, companions on the road will squeal lustfully, not just from driving on speed bumps.
Let’s move on. A rubber club for extreme love pleasure will also become an indispensable weapon, for example in a conflict on the road. She will not injure her opponent, but she will certainly cheer her up. Plus, it’s still an adventure to carry a once-fashionable baseball bat with you. The police, as a rule, consider the presence of this wand as a conscious willingness to use it. And often they are seized, prompted by the fact that grounds for suspicion of committing a crime with the use of such a weapon are not excluded. Reject…
The so-called exciting shine for the body and lips finds its application on the dashboard and plastic products in the interior of your car. And the salon will not only shine, but also smell. The main thing is not to get excited. But bondage in the form of chains will perfectly cope with overcoming not only yourself and your partner or – God forbid – a partner, but also off-road and snow. Yes, we wrap the handlebars with it, and no ditches and snowdrifts are no longer terrible. This practice is common in Scandinavia. I wonder what was developed before: chains for wheels or accessories for BDSM?
Probably not worth talking about latex gloves? You will surely find out how to use them when repairing a car. But about the fact that the aforementioned “automotive parts” are sold around the clock and seven days a week, perhaps it should be added. In general, as you can see: convenient, practical, although not always decent. But it’s fun… Don’t thank you for the life hack!
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Admit it: Even if you’ve never visited an adult store, you’re secretly dreaming about it. As, however, about the test drive of the accessories sold there. Well, if not, don’t rush to close this page in your browser. It turns out that goods from the shelves of intimate pavilions can help a lot in everyday driving life. Pleasant and useful in these salons – mother, don’t worry!
If stockings and a maid costume might spice up a driver’s girl’s communication with a traffic police inspector after a recorded offense, then it’s better for a guy in such an epic outfit not to hit the road, but the same brush that comes with the sexy outfit from the cleaner will come in handy. It is quite convenient for her to wipe dust in the cabin, as well as to clear blockages from small joints and in the gaps between the seats.
However, all types of lubricants will be much more effective. Auto chemistry is now expensive and it is almost impossible to find high quality “import”. This is where silicone grease comes in handy, perfect for processing rubber products and window and door seals. In the cold – that’s it. Other delicate lubricants and oils will come in handy to get rid of the squeak of the same doors, trunk lid, and even pads.
And perfumes with pheromones will be a great alternative to quickly dying car odors. In addition, companions on the road will squeal lustfully, not just from driving on speed bumps.
Let’s move on. A rubber club for extreme love pleasure will also become an indispensable weapon, for example in a conflict on the road. She will not injure her opponent, but she will certainly cheer her up. Plus, it’s still an adventure to carry a once-fashionable baseball bat with you. The police, as a rule, consider the presence of this wand as a conscious willingness to use it. And often they are seized, prompted by the fact that grounds for suspicion of committing a crime with the use of such a weapon are not excluded. Reject…
The so-called exciting shine for the body and lips finds its application on the dashboard and plastic products in the interior of your car. And the salon will not only shine, but also smell. The main thing is not to get excited. But bondage in the form of chains will perfectly cope with overcoming not only yourself and your partner or – God forbid – a partner, but also off-road and snow. Yes, we wrap the handlebars with it, and no ditches and snowdrifts are no longer terrible. This practice is common in Scandinavia. I wonder what was developed before: chains for wheels or accessories for BDSM?
Probably not worth talking about latex gloves? You will surely find out how to use them when repairing a car. But about the fact that the aforementioned “automotive parts” are sold around the clock and seven days a week, perhaps it should be added. In general, as you can see: convenient, practical, although not always decent. But it’s fun… Don’t thank you for the life hack!
Source: Avto Vzglyad
I’m Sandra Torres, a passionate journalist and content creator. My specialty lies in covering the latest gadgets, trends and tech news for Div Bracket. With over 5 years of experience as a professional writer, I have built up an impressive portfolio of published works that showcase my expertise in this field.
