Even a superficial study of traffic police signs and superstitions reveals quite a few parallels and semantic borrowings from the list of these “universal” problems. That is understandable: after all, we live in the same society. However, this only makes traffic enforcement signs funnier.
Perhaps the most important road sign is a striped staff. It says: drop the rod – further on this day everything continues, as they say, in one place. Therefore, employees are extremely careful with this service inventory. Especially at the start of the shift, when an object has slipped out of hand inconveniently, it can ruin long hours of service.
The following superstition requires the patrol officer to issue a resolution or protocol for the first driver stopped during the day. This is a guarantee that the rest of the task will be successful. This is partly why traffic cops are particularly caustic at the start of the shift and can get to the bottom of the smallest violation, which they don’t even think about responding to during the day or at night.
By the way, it is unpleasant for them when a woman drives the first car stopped during the day. This is a hint that the serviceman will be haunted by all sorts of annoying troubles, popularly called the broad word “hemorrhoids”, until the end of the working hours. It’s really bad when the morning aunt behind the wheel can’t get a fine.
Another bad omen is to stop the driver and find out that he is also a police officer. In this case, you should certainly expect tricks and tricks from the authorities or representatives of other law enforcement agencies.
And a roadside agent is absolutely not allowed to count money in a company car. Even if it’s his legal salary, and the salon DVR is turned off. Such an act can provoke an unexpected official scrutiny – up to the provocation of a bribe by the internal security unit or the FSB.
But putting a coin on the end of the wand’s handle, at least for the time of the service, is a magnificent thing. This attracts money for the traffic cop. That is, offending drivers are ready to give a bribe, or those who can be registered under the article of the Code of Administrative Offenses, which entails deprivation of “rights”. The more such protocols (or decisions regarding employees of other police departments), the more the traffic police patrol appreciates and encourages its superiors!
Even a superficial study of traffic police signs and superstitions reveals quite a few parallels and semantic borrowings from the list of these “universal” problems. That is understandable: after all, we live in the same society. However, this only makes traffic enforcement signs funnier.
Perhaps the most important road sign is a striped staff. It says: drop the rod – further on this day everything continues, as they say, in one place. Therefore, employees are extremely careful with this service inventory. Especially at the start of the shift, when an object has slipped out of hand inconveniently, it can ruin long shifts.
The following superstition requires the patrol officer to issue a resolution or protocol for the first driver stopped during the day. This is a guarantee that the rest of the task will be successful. This is partly why traffic cops are particularly caustic at the start of the shift and can get to the bottom of the smallest violation, which they don’t even think about responding to during the day or at night.
By the way, it is unpleasant for them when a woman drives the first car stopped during the day. This is a hint that the serviceman will be haunted by all sorts of annoying troubles, popularly called the broad word “hemorrhoids”, until the end of the working hours. It’s really bad when the morning aunt behind the wheel can’t get a fine.
Another bad omen is to stop the driver and find out that he is also a police officer. In this case, you should certainly expect tricks and tricks from the authorities or representatives of other law enforcement agencies.
And a roadside agent is absolutely not allowed to count money in a company car. Even if it’s his legal salary, and the salon DVR is turned off. Such an act can provoke an unexpected official scrutiny – up to the provocation of a bribe by the internal security unit or the FSB.
But putting a coin on the end of the wand’s handle, at least for the time of the service, is a magnificent thing. This attracts money for the traffic cop. That is, offending drivers are ready to give a bribe, or those who can be registered under the article of the Code of Administrative Offenses, which implies deprivation of “rights”. The more such protocols (or decisions regarding employees of other police departments), the more the traffic police patrol appreciates and encourages its superiors!
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