Why experienced drivers always carry ladies’ tampons
- April 21, 2023
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It would seem, why in the glove compartment of KamAZ, with its “heavy crotch” on a dilapidated local highway, there can be a pack of gynecological tampons? Is
It would seem, why in the glove compartment of KamAZ, with its “heavy crotch” on a dilapidated local highway, there can be a pack of gynecological tampons? Is the changeling really a representative of the fair sex? No, the steering wheel of this “vacuum cleaner” is held exclusively by male hands, and there are no passengers in the cabin – it is not supposed to. What’s the point then? Four ways to use feminine hygiene products in cars are presented in the material of the AvtoVzglyad portal.
There are no limits to people’s ingenuity when the situation reaches a boiling point: a Russian driver with improvised means can mount not only a carburetor, but also an eight-speed gearbox. And experienced – with an “overdrive” and a divider. But the emphasis, whatever you say, is on “improvised means”.
Dendrofecal construction is in our blood, but even porridge needs an axe. At home, as a rule, there is a beautiful box with expensive tools, complex pullers and other high-quality equipment. On the way, it is customary to use universal items: a 10-key, a slotted screwdriver, pliers, electrical tape. And a woman’s tampon.
Firstly, a tampon is a real, simple and effective medical device. It is sterile, so stop the blood from the nose, treat the cut with chlorhexidine and apply a compress to the sore tooth.
Secondly, a feminine hygiene item consisting of cotton wool will help to quickly and skillfully light a fire. You can always find a spark in a car, but never an ignition that can grab damp branches and in a moment of special need. How many hundreds of thousands of lives have been saved by a simple fire – it will warm up, dry and return the ability to think.
The third important property of a tampon is filtration. After filtering water through it, you can safely pour it into the washing machine, even into the cooling system. Large fractions of sand and slurry, silt and other obligatory “charms” of a berm reservoir will no longer be in the liquid. And little ones don’t affect the course. If such “drinking” has disappeared, then you need to get out of a difficult situation and not make yourself a touchy person.
But the main and main “ability” of a pack of ordinary, even cheap tampons is to be a reliable keeper of stock and to scare off the peasants. It so happened that a bundle of cotton wool with a thread terrifies any individual of the stronger sex, at the same time causing a bunch of stupid jokes and equally uncertain chuckles.
Experienced drivers know this very well, so the stock of “rainy days” is kept not in documents or in your pocket, but in a pack of tampons. A pair of folded “fives” fit there with no visible changes, and none of the passengers, called or not, will touch “this”. Being ashamed or despised is not that important, but what is not going to happen is a fact.
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There are no limits to people’s ingenuity when the situation reaches a boiling point: a Russian driver with improvised means can mount not only a carburetor, but also an eight-speed gearbox. And experienced – with an “overdrive” and a divider. But the emphasis, whatever you say, is on “improvised means”.
Dendrofecal construction is in our blood, but even porridge needs an axe. At home, as a rule, there is a beautiful box with expensive tools, complex pullers and other high-quality equipment. On the way, it is customary to use universal items: a 10-key, a slotted screwdriver, pliers, electrical tape. And a woman’s tampon.
Firstly, a tampon is a real, simple and effective medical device. It is sterile, so stop the blood from the nose, treat the cut with chlorhexidine and apply a compress to the sore tooth.
Secondly, a feminine hygiene item consisting of cotton wool will help to quickly and skillfully light a fire. You can always find a spark in a car, but never an ignition that can grab damp branches and in a moment of special need. How many hundreds of thousands of lives have been saved by a simple fire – it will warm up, dry and return the ability to think.
The third important property of a tampon is filtration. After filtering water through it, you can safely pour it into the washing machine, even into the cooling system. Large fractions of sand and slurry, silt and other obligatory “charms” of a berm reservoir will no longer be in the liquid. And little ones don’t affect the course. If such “drinking” has disappeared, then you need to get out of a difficult situation and not make yourself a touchy person.
But the main and main “ability” of a pack of ordinary, even cheap tampons is to be a reliable keeper of stock and to scare off the peasants. It so happened that a bundle of cotton wool with a thread terrifies any individual of the stronger sex, at the same time causing a bunch of stupid jokes and equally uncertain chuckles.
Experienced drivers know this very well, so the stock of “rainy days” is kept not in documents or in your pocket, but in a pack of tampons. A pair of folded “fives” fit there with no visible changes, and none of the passengers, called or not, will touch “this”. Being ashamed or despised is not that important, but what is not going to happen is a fact.
Source: Avto Vzglyad
Donald Salinas is an experienced automobile journalist and writer for Div Bracket. He brings his readers the latest news and developments from the world of automobiles, offering a unique and knowledgeable perspective on the latest trends and innovations in the automotive industry.
