Many are convinced that car sex is the privilege of exceptionally poor students who do not have enough modest scholarships for hotels, depraved “moths” and actors of hot German movies. Like in real life having fun in the car is impossible: uncomfortable, unsafe, dirty and in general, “I can only lie under the covers with the lights off.” However, this is misleading. And the New Year’s holidays are the best time to break stereotypes by giving yourself and your partner unforgettable emotions.
So in order for everything to run smoothly, you should prepare well for an erotic adventure in a car. Don’t just stock up on condoms and tune your lady of the heart to the right wave so that you don’t get punched in the face for “immoral and inappropriate” bullying at the hottest moment, but also check the technical condition of the car : in particularly the battery and the “exhaust” (you have to breathe in the partner, not deadly carbon monoxide).
And if, like you, the car is in full combat readiness, then we proceed to the next important step – we lay out everything superfluous from the passenger compartment. Believe me, it is better to do this in advance: frantically throw packages, gifts and bulky cargo into the trunk, jump in the cold in lowered trousers and socks, if your partner suddenly wants to move to the back seat, it is very frustrating .
Take care of the final destination of the upcoming flight: finding a remote place – especially if you live in a metropolis – is not as easy as it might seem at first glance. A sexy companion, who agreed to a daring experience, can get bored and “wanted” while you meander around the neighborhood for hours. Think about the route, taking into account your centimeters (we are now talking about clearance, of course). It’s a pity if a hot date falls out because of a snowy road, along which yours, albeit premium, but still “puzoterka” will not pass.
What can ruin an exciting trip even more are the wrong clothes and shoes: fewer layers, buttons, laces and anything that slows down the undressing process. Skinny jeans and party dresses with intricate closures are also best left in the closet. As well as – warn the young lady – stockings with nylon tights. Beautiful, but not practical: there is a high probability of damaging them, in a fit of passion for some kind of handle or interior element.
By the way, if you and your partner have no clothes – it doesn’t matter, in whole or in part – a blanket will come in handy. What do you mean why? You wouldn’t let your partner’s tasty buttocks come into contact with dirty seats, a hotbed of all kinds of bacteria, would you? God forbid, something is coming somewhere: chlamydia, ureaplasmosis and other terrifying diagnoses will inevitably ruin the holiday. So – pre-washed bedding. Or, at worst, the inside of down jackets.
Here you are at last: a romantic snowy landscape, New Year’s music, timid flirtations and unequivocal hints of a transition to action. But do not rush to plunge your head and other parts of your body into a pool of passion – first make sure that the location is really remote. After all, debauchery in public places – and that’s how law enforcement can classify your innocent entertainment when someone’s children become witnesses – is a criminal offense and carries a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison.
And what about the area itself – there is no chance, having rocked the car to the rhythm of the rhythmic dance of love, to roll into someone else’s fence, pond or on the road? Tighten the “handbrake” well and … No, it’s too early to start the sexual offensive! First – “back in the house.” We set the “climate” to 19-20 degrees, reduce the power to the minimum and direct the deflectors so that they “do not peep”, blowing into the lower back of the lady and other sensitive places. And this point is extremely important: too low a temperature is fraught with a cold, too much headache and even fainting. With such and such physical education!
As a rule, alcoholic beverages set the tone for ideal bed dates: a few glasses of sparkling wine do the “right” wonders. But since we are talking about a car sex picnic, it is better to do without it. The driver should not drink categorically, which, in our opinion, is not even necessary to remind. But it is better to “relax” a lady in another way. After all, the smell of alcohol and an empty bottle in the cabin can attract the attention of traffic police officers who keep a close eye on drivers during the New Year holidays. Punishments are unlikely – why, if the “client” is sober – but you will certainly lose a lot of time and nerves.
Many are convinced that car sex is the privilege of exceptionally poor students who do not have enough modest scholarships for hotels, depraved “moths” and actors of hot German movies. Like in real life having fun in the car is impossible: uncomfortable, unsafe, dirty and in general, “I can only lie under the covers with the lights off.” However, this is misleading. And the New Year’s holidays are the best time to break stereotypes by giving yourself and your partner unforgettable emotions.
So in order for everything to run smoothly, you should prepare well for an erotic adventure in a car. Don’t just stock up on condoms and tune your lady of the heart to the right wave so that you don’t get punched in the face for “immoral and inappropriate” bullying at the hottest moment, but also check the technical condition of the car : in particularly the battery and the “exhaust” (you have to breathe in the partner, not deadly carbon monoxide).
And if, like you, the car is in full combat readiness, then we proceed to the next important step – we lay out everything superfluous from the passenger compartment. Believe me, it is better to do this in advance: frantically throw packages, gifts and bulky cargo into the trunk, jump in the cold in lowered trousers and socks, if your partner suddenly wants to move to the back seat, it is very frustrating .
Take care of the final destination of the upcoming flight: finding a remote place – especially if you live in a metropolis – is not as easy as it might seem at first glance. A sexy companion, who agreed to a daring experience, can get bored and “wanted” while you meander around the neighborhood for hours. Think about the route, taking into account your centimeters (we are now talking about clearance, of course). It’s a pity if a hot date falls out because of a snowy road, along which yours, albeit premium, but still “puzoterka” will not pass.
What can ruin an exciting trip even more are the wrong clothes and shoes: fewer layers, buttons, laces and anything that slows down the undressing process. Skinny jeans and party dresses with intricate closures are also best left in the closet. As well as – warn the young lady – stockings with nylon tights. Beautiful, but not practical: there is a high probability of damaging them, in a fit of passion for some kind of handle or interior element.
By the way, if you and your partner have no clothes – it doesn’t matter, in whole or in part – a blanket will come in handy. What do you mean why? You wouldn’t let your partner’s tasty buttocks come into contact with dirty seats, a hotbed of all kinds of bacteria, would you? God forbid, something is coming somewhere: chlamydia, ureaplasmosis and other terrifying diagnoses will inevitably ruin the holiday. So – pre-washed bedding. Or, at worst, the inside of down jackets.
Here you are at last: a romantic snowy landscape, New Year’s music, timid flirtations and unequivocal hints of a transition to action. But do not rush to plunge your head and other parts of your body into a pool of passion – first make sure that the location is really remote. After all, debauchery in public places – and that’s how law enforcement can classify your innocent entertainment when someone’s children become witnesses – is a criminal offense and carries a maximum sentence of 15 years in prison.
And what about the area itself – there is no chance, having rocked the car to the rhythm of the rhythmic dance of love, to roll into someone else’s fence, pond or on the road? Tighten the “handbrake” well and … No, it’s too early to start the sexual offensive! First – “back in the house.” We set the “climate” to 19-20 degrees, reduce the power to the minimum and direct the deflectors so that they “do not peep”, blowing into the lower back of the lady and other sensitive places. And this point is extremely important: too low a temperature is fraught with a cold, too much headache and even fainting. With such and such physical education!
As a rule, alcoholic beverages set the tone for ideal bed dates: a few glasses of sparkling wine do the “right” wonders. But since we are talking about a car sex picnic, it is better to do without it. The driver should not drink categorically, which, in our opinion, is not even necessary to remind. But it is better to “relax” a lady in another way. After all, the smell of alcohol and an empty bottle in the cabin can attract the attention of traffic police officers who keep a close eye on drivers during the New Year holidays. Punishments are unlikely – why, if the “client” is sober – but you will certainly lose a lot of time and nerves.
Source: Avto Vzglyad
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